Monday, December 28, 2009

BBQ Rumors

Dont you just hate it when some moron posts a stupid rumor on a BBQ forum or blog?

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Taking pics of cooked food

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people do cooks, then post pictures on internet forums just to get kudos from other readers. If that's not lame enough the responses are worse "Oh my got that looks awesome" Maybe it looked good but it still might of tasted like shit. Or the " What time should I come over" line. Some seem like they are having an orgasm over it. What about the " That looks bad... maybe you should send it to me to test for you.. Here's my address". The best one is the tease: " I got (blank) on right now" and then no pics for a few hours. Then a few hours later "Hey where are the pics" Some seem panicked or very distressed as if a cure for cancer is being held up. " I got my pants down around my ankles and getting blue balls now cause I'm waiting for you to post"

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Amateur chefs: Gordon Ramsay wants you

From Newsday

Amateur chefs: Gordon Ramsay wants you

Monday December 14, 2009 4:52 PM By Erica Marcus
British chef Gordon Ramsay poses

The latest Fox-Gordon Ramsay venture is a show called MasterChef which, according to its producers (creators of The Biggest Loser), “celebrates great people who make great food.” MasterChef “will give contestants the opportunity to develop their cooking skills while being encouraged, mentored and celebrated by the industry’s best.” (Translation: MasterChef will give contestants the opportunity to be ritually humiliated by the industry’s most ill mannered and foul mouthed.)

The producers will not consider anyone who works in a professional and applicants must be at least 18. To audition, e-mail and include name, age, occupation, current photo, contact number and a brief description of your cooking experience and style. Put the city and state your reside in the subject of the email. Or, better yet, attend the Long Island casting call:

Sunday January 10, 2010, 12 to 5 p.m.
Sur La Table, 1468 Northern Boulevard, Manhasset

All casting call applicants must bring one prepared dish to be served at room temperature and are responsible for bringing any utensils or necessary serving utensils.

For more information, visit Fox’s casting site or e-mail

Photo by Getty / Stephane de Sakutin

Monday, December 14, 2009

The Greatest Christmas Decoration. Ever.

The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever

“Good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever…”

So begins the hilarious story that was emailed presumably by a friend or follower of the person behind the blog Shorter and Sweeter. The sender is referring to what could indeed be, as the title of the original blog post suggests, the greatest Christmas decoration ever: a set of Christmas lights, a ladder, and a life-size dummy dressed in a red sweater and jeans. The sender set these items up so that the dummy looked like it accidentally toppled the ladder over and he was now hanging on for dear life from the edge of the roof, with the Christmas lights he was supposedly putting up now dangling beside him.

The unique decoration was so impressively realistic that, according to the sender, a number of passersby attempted to rescue the dummy, including “a 55 year old lady [who] grabbed the 75 pound ladder [and] almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).” ‘Tis the season for helping others after all.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

How to Cook Food on Your Car's Engine

This really sounds stupid, I gotta try it one of these days!

Nothing puts a damper on a road trip like having to stop the car, pop the hood, and check the engine--unless of course you're just checking to see if your pork tenderloin is done. Engine-block cooking is a tradition going back almost as long as the automobile itself, and now that gasoline prices are at an all-time high, it's never made more sense to ask your engine to do more than just get you from point A to point B. Start your engines and get ready to carbecue!
edit Steps

Plan the right meal for the trip. If you're not going to be taking a trip anyway, engine block cooking is probably the most expensive way to cook anything, so don't plan a trip just to cook. Instead cook a dish that fits your trip. Cooking on your car's engine is essentially the same as braising food, and cooking times are generally a bit longer than in a conventional oven and shorter than in a slow cooker. If you're taking a long road trip, you can cook just about anything--roasts, complete meals with Potato side dishes, etc.--but even a quick commute affords you enough time to heat up a pre-cooked breakfast sandwich, for example, or make some hot dogs. You can find carbecue recipes by searching for "engine block cooking," for example, or you can try to find a copy of Manifold Destiny, the definitive book on the subject. You can also use recipes from your cookbook and just experiment with cooking times. See the Tips section below for some sample cooking times and other considerations.
Prepare the food as you would if you were going to put it in your oven. You can follow the pre-cooking preparation directions in any oven recipe.
Wrap the food in aluminum foil. Tear off two or three sheets of heavy duty aluminum foil. Don't skimp on the foil, as you'll want to make sure that your food is completely wrapped and that you can fold one edge of the foil over the other--too much foil is better than too little.

* Lay out the pieces of foil directly on top of each other, and then spread a little butter or oil (cooking oil, not motor oil) over the top sheet so your meal won't stick to it.
* Lay the food in the center of the sheet of foil and then wrap the foil over it. Fold the edges of the foil over each other so that the package is sealed all around.
Find a suitable cooking surface on your engine. You can't just drop the food under the hood and expect it to cook; you first need to find a good, hot spot on the engine for it. Drive for a few minutes to warm up your engine, and then stop. Turn off the engine and open the hood. Find your engine's hot spots by quickly and lightly touching a finger to metal parts on the engine. Sounds like a recipe for burning your finger, doesn't it? Well it is, unless you really do it quickly and lightly. If you can hold your finger in a spot for more than a moment without getting burned, that spot's not hot enough. As a general rule, the best spot--if you can safely get to it--is on or near the exhaust manifold.
Check the height of your cooking spot. Crumple up a piece of foil into a loose ball or cone. The foil should be about six inches high. Place it on the spot on the engine you've decided to cook on, and then close the hood. Reopen the hood--the foil has probably been compacted a bit.
Make sure your food will fit snugly in the cooking spot. Remove the foil you used in the last step and place it next to your wrapped package of food. Compare the height of the foil "test ball" to the height of your food package. If the food package is higher than the test ball, your meal will be crushed when you close the hood. If it's more than a little lower, it won't fit snugly and may fall out of place while you're driving.
Secure the food package on the engine. Assuming the package is not too high to fit in the cooking area, place it on the engine. If it was lower than the test ball, crumple up a little foil to lay on top of the package. You don't want the food moving from side to side, either, so make sure it's a snug fit all around. You can do this either by surrounding it with additional crumpled foil pieces or by tying it down. Some people will ease the food package under conveniently located rubber hoses, for example, or you can use wire to tie the food down. Use common sense when securing the food. Avoid placing it near moving parts, and don't strain hoses by trying to force the package under them. If you're going to use wire, use baling wire rather than trying to use the wires that are already in your engine compartment.
Drive until the food is done. As with all cooking, a little trial and error is usually necessary before you get a feel for the proper cooking times. Even if you're following an engine-block cooking recipe, it's a good idea to check on the food a little before the time (or mileage) when it's supposed to be done. If you need to put it back in, remember to reseal and secure the package.

Remove the food carefully and enjoy. First, turn off the engine. Second, remember that the engine is hot, and the food will be hot, so use tongs and/or potholders to remove the food--you wouldn't just grab a hot pan out of the oven with your bare hand! Unwrap it and serve. If you've still got some driving to do, skip the wine.